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i hate lunar new years when all the mofo distant and close relatives who i dun even fucking know of just comes in waves like hurry up, eat the food, take the gifts and leave already pls<3 i cant feel my fingers anymore from constantly being in the kitchen cleaning dirty plates and cups
#nobu.nobu.chat#hhhhhhhhh#scared for tmrw#bc tmrw is the first day of lunar new year#which translates to#many ppl#many many many ppl#and kids#god i hate kids#i hate ppl in general#but kids#theyre my worst enemy#and to my cat
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I just remembered a family friend had a baby and named it Zuko. The first photos of the child featured the father in Avatar shirt.
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I keep thinking about the idea I have
Yogurt is bored at limbo
Kristin tells him stories from the living world
One day
Kristin: What else happened there? Oh! Wilbur got a daughter! Wait, I shouldn't have said that...
Fundy: ... Grandma, I crave violance.
Yogurt, tail wigging: I have an aunt? I HAVE AN AUNT?? I HAVE AN A U N T?
And then they made her break the rule about reviving and got send to the living world(one of living worlds. The one, Wilbur ended up after Incident. Qsmp.)
Yogurt is one of the Eggs now, even tho he's not an egg
Yogurt is literally twice as old as all other kids, but Limbo does not allow someone to mature, so he's as young as was before dying
Fundy asks kids to play somewhere else and after they do he shouts at Wilbur that tries to apologize(again)
Yogurt learns fighting from Chayanne, music from Tallulah and tells them tales of deads he met
Kids are happy, adults not so much
#dream smp#Qsmp#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#fundy#yogurt the fox#wilbur soot#fic prompt#mayhaps#I really like the idea of Yogurt hanging out with Tallulah#It is wholesome!#But when we add Fundy...#Let's NOT add Fundy#It's just sad with him#A little too sad#He should not leave Limbo#It's peaceful there#Nothing to provoke more suffering for him#But kids#They need to live
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this was supost to be just the twins without their hats then they turned into kids
#submas#ingo#emmet#kudari#nobori#subway bosses#but kids#they look like their coming home from school tbh#these two are way to adorable fuck
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
#icarus speaks#they were so cute 😭#i cannot emphasize how large the umbrella was compared to them#and the parents looked as happy as u could be while being rained on too#like it was clear they didn’t mind that much bc the kid was so happy#i love kids so much they’re so everything#containment breach
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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.
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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
#i'm kidding it was wine#i had a beautiful 4th and i enjoyed wading in the lake#but yeah i did open tumblr a little
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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now
The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper
#also the kids aren’t involved. Ford had to take Stanley’s name after an ‘incident’ and their parents dont want them near a convict#ooh that would be fun. imagine Ford pretending to be Stanley and seeing FIRST HAND how his parents treated him. ouch#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanley gets portal-ed au#stan pines#gf#reverse portal au
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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.
#just completely devoid of soul and belief and just wanting to fill the void with hollow comforts and kids books#disco elysium#gaming
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#investing at etc etc etc#but it's true kids#hope can be a process#thank u NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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We back at the falls
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