#but kids

[sh1-n0bu]

i hate lunar new years when all the mofo distant and close relatives who i dun even fucking know of just comes in waves like hurry up, eat the food, take the gifts and leave already pls<3 i cant feel my fingers anymore from constantly being in the kitchen cleaning dirty plates and cups

[thats-rough-buddy04]

I just remembered a family friend had a baby and named it Zuko. The first photos of the child featured the father in Avatar shirt.

[delicehm]

I keep thinking about the idea I have

Yogurt is bored at limbo

Kristin tells him stories from the living world

One day

Kristin: What else happened there? Oh! Wilbur got a daughter! Wait, I shouldn't have said that...

Fundy: ... Grandma, I crave violance.

Yogurt, tail wigging: I have an aunt? I HAVE AN AUNT?? I HAVE AN A U N T?

And then they made her break the rule about reviving and got send to the living world(one of living worlds. The one, Wilbur ended up after Incident. Qsmp.)

Yogurt is one of the Eggs now, even tho he's not an egg

Yogurt is literally twice as old as all other kids, but Limbo does not allow someone to mature, so he's as young as was before dying

Fundy asks kids to play somewhere else and after they do he shouts at Wilbur that tries to apologize(again)

Yogurt learns fighting from Chayanne, music from Tallulah and tells them tales of deads he met

Kids are happy, adults not so much

[arartz]

this was supost to be just the twins without their hats then they turned into kids 

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[violetreminder]

I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

[chappellrroan]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[itsbansheebitch]

Briana Boston faces terrorism charges and CEOs are getting free therapy

Briana Boston is a 42 year old mother of three from Florida who is under house arrest for expressing her frustration at her insurance (which she PAYS for) who denied her claim. She owns ZERO guns and doesn't have a criminal record.

She was originally held in prison for $100,000 bail. They have not dropped the charges and she is under house arrest even after widespread backlash.

They are trying to charge her with terrorism. They want her to spend 15 years in prison.

They are calling her a Luigi Mangione copycat. As if she killed someone. She made a indirect, not at all credible threat.

Meanwhile...

I want every woman who has ever faced threats online, stalking, etc to bring this Briana Boston up at every opportunity. Every time you were told by police that there was nothing they could do, know that they not only CAN do something, but they WILL do something, just not for you.

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[aromacaque]

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P